What in tarnation is beard salve?

2 oz. Beard Salve - Pioneer (Burmese Wood, White Oak, & Fir)

You take the road less traveled, the wind as your compass.  Feel the spirit of adventure within every tin of Pioneer Beard Salve.  Drop your ties, eliminate your beard itch, remember your beard oil--and go find your next journey.

2oz. Beard Salve - Blackheart Bourbon (Oak, Mahogany, Vetiver)

Blackheart Bourbon Beard Salve is smoother than aged-bourbon and softens, strengthens, and thickens hair to keep your beard looking top-shelf.  Locally-sourced beeswax keeps fly-aways tight so that your nights are wild, but your beard isn't.  

2 oz. Beard Salve - Bounty (Black Oak, Blueberry Musk)

Circle the wagons and round-up your fly-away beard hairs with Bounty Beard Salve.  Shea butter, beeswax, and hair thickening oils combine to make your beard "WANTED" by all--and you can take that to the bank, partner. 

2 oz. Beard Salve - Desperado (Hickory, Leather, & Spiced Musk)

Leave dry beards in the dust with Desperado Beard Salve.  Even a loner has a relationship with his beard--one that grows stronger with each scoop of beard salve.  Ride off into the sunset with your closest companion--that beard of yours...

2oz. Beard Salve - Fool's Gold (Leather, Sweet Tobacco, & Citrus)

Fool's Gold Beard Salve is worth its weight in gold (math not confirmed).  Fly-away hairs?  They've been out-matched and out-dueled by premium all-natural beeswax.  Your time prospecting for a product that can simultaneously thicken and soften your beard is over, and your beard mighty appreciates it.

2oz. Beard Salve - High Noon (Pine, Cedar, Leather)

High Noon Beard Salve is the best weapon in your arsenal.  Shea butter and jojoba oil combine to create a silky soft beard without any greasiness.  Locally-sourced beeswax keep fly-aways tight because we want your nights to be wild, not your beard.

2oz. Beard Salve - Saloon Spice (Pipe Tobacco, Nutmeg)

Saloons are rowdy, but your beard won't be after Saloon Spice Beard Salve.  All-natural beeswax, shea butter, and oils work together to soften and strengthen your beard without the type of greasy mess you'll find at the bar.  

2 oz. Beard Salve - Tycoon (Frankincense, Myrrh, & Patchouli)

Turn your beard luxurious with this Tycoon Beard Salve.  Whether you're riding in a fancy train car, or purchasing the oil rigs out West, do it with the intoxicating scent of Frankincense, Myrrh, and Patchouli.  Your beard looks like a million bucks, now it'll feel that way too.